Transmission 089: Potty mouth

- - - - - GREETINGS, EARTHLING - - - - -

This week’s been full
of reminders and energy
and small sparks.

Let’s keep that going.

You don’t have to sprint
through the weekend.
You don’t even have to walk fast.

But don’t stop.
Keep moving.

Whatever you’re building,
be kind to yourself,
but don’t quit on it.

Rest is allowed.
Slowing down is allowed.
Stopping?
Only if you’re done…
and you’re not done.

Keep the momentum.
Keep the flow.
Even a little bit counts.

Weekend effort still counts.
Weekend joy definitely counts.
Weekend you still deserves progress.

And smile. You’re doing great!

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- - - - - EARTH TREASURE - - - - -

Bidets.

If you know, you know.
If you don’t...
Please find out.

This is one of Earth’s
most life-altering inventions.

A controlled blast of water
designed for dignity.
For rejuvenation.
For leaving the bathroom
feeling like a new person.

There is no going back.
There is no comparison.
There is only…
enlightenment.

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- - - - - FRIDAY BONUS JOKE - - - - -

On my first Earth visit, I mistook the bidet for a drinking fountain.

Talk about a potty mouth…

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- - - - - EARTHLING POLL - - - - -

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Float well, Earthling.
NeilA

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Greetings, Earthling is a free daily newsletter designed to help you slow down, feel better, and start your mornings with a sense of meaning. Written from the perspective of a curious space observer named NeilA, each transmission blends mindfulness, motivation, and emotional insight with a hint of cosmic wonder.

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